So let’s say I am a tax-paying citizen of New York. And I find out that I can be taxed at the rate of 25%, which means I pay $500 per year in income taxes. Now, I am a person who likes to be able to take advantage of all the tax credits I can get (see here), so I write my own tax return. But I am also a person who loves to laugh.
I hope that makes sense. Tax returns are the best place to make tax jokes. I’ve gotten the same sort of response from people when I have told them a joke about taxes that isn’t tax related. It doesn’t matter if it’s a joke about taxes, it’s a joke about taxes.
The fact that, if you don’t have any deductions, you can’t pay taxes with a tax return is a joke. Yes, we could be talking about tax return numbers, but I’m talking about tax return jokes.
I love tax returns. I love jokes about taxes. And I think they are the best place to make jokes about taxes. If you want to be laughed at, you need to make sure that jokes about taxes are in a place that makes people laugh.
The joke is that, if you don’t have anything to write about, you wouldnt have anything to write about. So, if you dont have any deductions, you wouldnt have anything to write about.
You wouldnt have anything to write about, but what I mean is that you wouldnt have anything to write about until you get that stupid tax return done.
Actually, I have something to write about. After a long day on the job, I have a lot to write about. I have a tax return to write about, but there isn’t any way for me to make the tax return fun to read without it being pretty much impossible to read. So I have to find a way to make the tax return funny.
The way I see it, there are two types of tax return. One, the kind that is written with an X in it. The kind that is written with an X is very different from the kind that is written with an O. The tax return that is written with an O is funnier, more exciting, and more fun to read.
When we discuss the “X” kind of tax return, the first thing I always ask myself are the words “write in X’s.” If an X is in a word, and the word is used a lot in the text, then I usually decide that the X is the most important word in the text. The X can be a word or a number. But if it’s a number, it’s usually one that is a lot larger than the others.
The X kind of tax returns usually have something that is funny about them. One of the examples I like to use is the one that says, “Oh my God, you know how fast you can get in and out of the airport? This is the most fun thing ever!” It doesn’t matter how fast you can drive in and out of the airport, there’s no way you can get in and out of the airport in less time than the X says.